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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Are You Really a Grown-Up?

In our society, we don’t really have a “coming of age.” There’s no one event or day when you begin as a child with no experience or knowledge, and come out as an adult with the skills you need to survive in this harsh world. 

In fact, we make it much more difficult because we also throw around this term, “young adult.” Can those two words really go together?!

Here are a few hints that will help you determine if you’ve reached a point in your life when you can comfortable call yourself a grown-up.

Hint 1: The microwave is not your appliance of choice when it comes to cooking meals.

Hint 2: You actually have a bed frame rather than a mattress on the floor. 

Hint 3: You own clothes that can’t be dried in the dryer. 

Hint 4: Your parents don’t pay your bills. 

Hint 5: “Home” is what you call the place where all your stuff is, not what you call the place where your parents live (but don't actually tell your parents that).

Hint 6: You don’t eat cheese by itself (i.e. you eat cheese with wine, grapes, crackers or similar partner).

Hint 7: You shop at stores because you like them, not because it’s all you can afford.

Hint 8: You don’t remember the last time you used the word “dude.”

Hint 9: You can pick up the phone and call someone if need be (without having to write out a scripted conversation to read from). 

Hint 10: You read books for fun.

Hint 11: You don’t use the word bored (instead you cherish your relaxation time). 

Hint 12: Your email account contains no combination of the words “princess,” “gurlll,” “hunk,” “hottie” or words of that nature. It also doesn’t contain unnecessary repetition of letters (i.e. “babbbbbygirl257”)

Hint 13: You actually have an email address that’s not associated with a school (unless you work at a school of course).

Hint 14: There’s more than just beer in your fridge.

Hint 15: You refer to yourself as an adult, not a grown-up.


So next time it becomes a bit hazy, refer back to this fantastic list of hints to remind yourself that you are not, in fact, a grown-up.



How to Get Away with Schoolwork at Workwork

Sometimes there just aren’t enough hours in a day. Other times, the dreaded group project is getting to crunch time. Still other times, we’re just plain past the point of no return when it comes to procrastination.

As working grad students, young professionals, and busy human beings, somethings gotta give. So all ethics aside, how can we sneak some of the schoolwork into our time designated to workwork.

Try to remember these four double letters. You’ll notice I left out the ‘A’ because that’s what comes at the end of the semester (bad joke—couldn’t help myself).

Bathroom Breaks

Use them wisely. People these days bring their smartphones everywhere. So carry yours along with you on your bathroom breaks. During this time, you can check your email, read through discussion posts, keep an eye on grades, and do general schoolwork monitoring.

Clever Combinations

If you’re lucky, your schoolwork and your workwork have some similarities. Combine and re-purpose your work wherever you can. If you can choose topics for school projects that correlate with your job, do it because that’s what we call killing two birds with one stone.

Discrete Discretion

I’ll admit it. Not the most clever title. It is important to be discreet, though. This advice is not guaranteed to earn you the best grades—fair warning. Make sure any school work you do is multi-tasked with workwork. For example, listen to online lectures through you headphones in a minimized window, and learn when major meetings are so you know who’ll be wandering around your office area.

Familiar Formats

Use applications and formats you use at work. If you’re in sales, type discussion posts and drafts of papers in the body of an email, so it doesn’t look suspicious. If you run your company’s blog, type your schoolwork in a blog draft. Basically, just try to be resourceful with the tools you use at work.

In the end, the most important thing is to not compromise your workwork with the schoolwork you squeeze in. Ultimately your education is to help you get (or get better at) a job. Don’t lose site of the end goal, and don’t lose your job doing schoolwork at workwork.


How else do you manage a heavy load of schoolwork and workwork?


Sunday, July 5, 2015

12 Thoughts Working Grad Students Have Daily (as Illustrated by my F∙R∙I∙E∙N∙D∙S)

We’ve all been there. We’ve all had the thoughts. We’ve all (hopefully) gotten to know Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel.


Well if you think about it, they’re the original six models of our lives as young adults. Who better to illustrate our common thoughts than the F∙R∙I∙E∙N∙D∙S we know and love?! Exactly. Nobody.

Do I have something due today?



I wonder if I'm doing this right.




I bet the professor won't grade this too tough.



If I get at least a <<insert lowest possible grade here>> on this assignment I can still pass.



Do I have something due today?



Oh crap, that project is due already?!



When can I go to bed?



Can't do this the night before? Challenge accepted.



Can I drink wine while I do this assignment?



Do I have something due today?



Wait, what did I get points off for?


It’s okay. I can handle this.




Share your other common thoughts, or even your favorite F∙R∙I∙E∙N∙D∙S memories below!